I just came up with the idea of the 5 minute blog. I will wake up each morning, and after my usual “s’s”, I’ll blog for 5 minutes. I use to wake up each day and write 3 pages in my journal, but I’ve been totally slacking, even more so than this website. So let’s start, shall we?

FUCK!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY believe It’s a requirement at the Whole Foods in Glendale to be a hot dude. I don’t get it. I’m a Whole Foods whore. I’ve been to several of them. Now there are hot dudes at all of them, but there is something about Glendale. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know who this dude is, but I’ve seen him before but he never really caught my attention. I saw him last Saturday night and I saw him again last night. I’m assuming he works in the dairy department. He’s always dressed like It’s the tundra, and putting away dairy products. I asked my favorite hot dude Julien what his deal was. Julien doesn’t even remember his name, but knows who I’m talking about. Dairy dude is so fucking hot, I wanna milk him, hehehe. I saw hot produce boy Dave, but he’s young and full of himself. Really sweet guy, but I need a man! Hot dairy man! He can deliver my milk anytime. Oy, i’m full of bad jokes today. At least it wasn’t as bad as me saying to produce boy…*points at boobs*”Can you tell me if these melons are ripe!?!?” D’oh!

It looks like my favorite girl Rikki-Jean is coming to town on Sunday. I was planning on going to Sequoia this weekend, but having Rikki-Jean come on Sunday is far better than Sequoia. I can go to Sequoia WITH Rikki-Jean the following weekend. I hope she stays a long time. From the sound of it, she is. She’s fucking amazing. Such a plethora of knowledge. She has taught me more about my body than anyone else ever has. She has helped me make serious changes in my life that I can never thank her enough for. I think we might head over to Europe for Spring break. I really wanna go somewhere. I haven’t been on an airplane in almost 3 years. I’m going crazy. I can’t wait for Rikki-Jean, yay! I’m gonna get loads of tattoo’s too! Yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!