I don’t get it. Maybe I really am a disgusting fat ugly slob? I don’t know. I’m at Disneyland yesterday for Shawns bday and I see loads of hot ass dudes with fat chicks. I think to myself, “WHAT’S MY PROBLEM!?!?!” Why can’t I have a rad hot boyfriend?!!? Jeeeeez!! Everyone likes to say, “Oh Heather, there are guys out there that like big girls.” Yeah!! Too bad they aren’t cute, hairy, stoner, dudes in Silver Lake!!!! Do I have to move to the midwest to find a hot guy that likes fat chicks? Throw me a freakin’ bone here people! We’ll see, maybe if I see “M. Cesar” again, he’ll try to find out if I’m single or not.;)

BTW, I love Disneyland! It’s fake as fuck, but It’s fun! I love roller coasters! The matterhorn at night is the shizzznit! The left side is way faster than the right, just so ya know next time you’re there. The submarines are pretty rad now too. It’s a Finding Nemo theme. I LOVE Finding Nemo! The sea turtle kid is adorable!! I finally went to the Blue Bayou restaurant. It’s the one inside Butt Pirates of the Carribean. I’ve wanted to go there since I was a kid, even though it always smelled like ordinary cafeteria food. I was so wrong! It’s pretty fancy and the food was good, and it was anything but cheap! Oh well, I don’t get to do that too often, so you might as well do it up right!

Vegas weekend, woooooooooo!! Extreeeeeeeeme road trip!!!!!!