I met some new hot skater dudes today! I was across the street in the parking lot for the yoga studio and I saw two skater fellows skating around. As Loren and I walked by, one dude said hi to us. I somehow struck up a conversation with them and mentioned my website. “Billy” laughed about it and “M. Cesar” was down. Apparently they’re there all the time. This is the first time I’ve seen them. Hopefully I’ll see them loafing around more. I thought they were friends with Steve because his studio is right next to the parking lot. I didn’t realize that use to be the Beastie Boys studio, awwww yeah!! I haven’t been up there yet, but I will. Every time I run into Steve or Chris, I’m always coming or going to yoga. No time to sit around and blaze it up. So as Loren and I were leaving, “M.Cesar” yells, “Hey!! Are you single!?!?!” I didn’t know what to say to that, I don’t really get asked that too often. I replied with, “Kinda!!” Lol, It’s true. In this country, I AM single. However, if asked the same question in New Zealand, I would have to say no, I’m not single! Would it complicate the issue more if I said, “I’m married, but in a very open relationship.” Hmm, I guess we’ll have to see if I run into “M. Cesar” again. He was cute. Short skater dude with long hair. Sign me up! Billy was quite the hottie. Loren was too busy looking at the big tear in “Billys” jeans to notice anything else. Too bad I didn’t notice, I’d ask if he was scared his shit would fall out, lol!:)

I have been studying more for this biology class then I have for any other class. It’s the hardest class I’ve taken yet. I got a great score on my test. I just barely have a “B” in the class. I REALLY am gonna do my best to maintain it. I need to study more though, that’s for sure. It’s not gonna get any easier. It really helps that I LOVE my teacher. He’s so strict and domineering. I LOVE it. I fucking hate those teachers that act so aloof about things. This is my education. It’s much easier for me to stay motivated when a teacher takes his job seriously and will do whatever it takes to help you out. I have a math test next week. I’m not really as nervous about this one as i was my first one. I thought this chapter was going to get harder, but so far, so good. Good ole’ polynomials!

I can’t fucking wait for Spring break. I don’t really plan on spending money on crap. I’m not going to Amsterdam this time, so I’ll save tons of money not buying weed. I mean if I come across pot to purchase, I fucking will. However, I’m not going to seek it out. Although everyone that I’m meeting up with in England and Germany know I’m a pothead and expect pot when I arrive, HA! I just booked my ticket from London to Cologne. FUCK YEAH FEST!!!! I plan on laying low in London. Hang with Ang, meet up with Bathews, and hopefully Smithy and Laura. Everyday I’m there I WILL go to yoga. That’s a MUST!! I already know the good teacher to take! Mark’s the name, bikram yoga is his game. I met this rad chick Naomi yesterday. She’s from London and she was in town for the teacher training. Too bad she won’t be in London when I’m there. At least I know what teacher to take! As much as I realize it’s MY yoga, having a great teacher sure helps your energy flow smoothly.:)

BTW, I love sour diesel.

So I’m trying to plan a rad trip to Germany while I’m in London for spring break. It’s looking like I’ll only be in London for 3 days and Germany for 4 days. One of my dreams is to rent a fancy German automobile and drive really fast along the autobahn while listening to Kraftwerk. I have to see if there’s a yoga studio in Cologne. That would be RAD if there is. I already found the yoga studio in London I’ll be going to. Time’s gonna go by fast, but it’ll be sweet. All I really plan on doing is meandering around town, check out the V&A museum, go to yoga, check out the Whole Foods, hang with Angela, Chris,and hopefully Smithy and Laura will come down for the day and hang. We’ll see. I’m not gonna stress it. I just wanna get out of town and not have to stress about school and work.

Then I can get tattoo’d when I get back! Rikki-Jean is gonna decorate my thighs quite nicely!!!

Yay!!! I haven’t been to London in about 6 years, zoiks! I honestly never thought I was gonna be able to go again because I’m so broke and the exchange rate is so terrible. Thankfully I’ve been saving what money I can and the exchange rate is more in my favor than it ever has been. I can stay with free with my girl Angela, so that helps cut costs down quite a bit. I’m gonna try to do a quickie little overnight trip to Amsterdam and meet up with my German boyfriends John and Stefan. I’m also going to the south of France for the weekend to stay in some fancy chateau, merf!!! I guess the owner wants Angela to redo his website. I was taking a look at the website, It’s pretty 90’s, it mos def needs a 21st century redo. That will be so rad! I never had a desire to even go there, but fuck yeah, It’s on!!! I hope I have enough time to see my Oxford kru. I am gonna take a bus up there one day and see how much I can accomplish. The main goal is seeing Smithy, Laura, and eating the best kabobs in the world. Yeah, the best kabobs are in Oxford. Don’t let anyone else tell you different. If I was a P. Diddy baller, I’d have that shit flown in.

I don’t know what the fuck was going on last night, but the ghetto birds seemed to be flying around forever. I think we went through two Southpark episodes and then Tommy and Sal came over and it was STILL going on! I was so anxious last night, I couldn’t fall asleep for awhile. Then of course I got woken up at 8am to some sort of pounding next door. *sigh* whatever.

I was suppose to work on my lab report last night but I didn’t exactly get around to it. I’m sure once I meet up with my partners in school today things will be discussed. Why do I ALWAYS end up having to be the leader in the group? Why can’t someone tell me what to do? Jeong didn’t even show up yesterday to count people with us, but I’m sure she’ll pick up whatever slack she needs to. She’s a smart gal, I’m not too worried. I just wish I wasn’t the person in the group with the leadership skills. We were all suppose to email each other last night with our observations, no one did it. It shouldn’t be that hard to figure everything out and have the report ready for Thursday, but I still worry. I don’t want anything less than an A in the class. I can’t afford to get anything less than an A. I fell off the wagon during the winter session, I gotta make up for it now.

I think I wanna go to Amsterdam for Spring break. I don’t know if that’ll happen, but I don’t see why it couldn’t. It’ll only be for about 4-5 days. I’ve been saving up for awhile. With the exchange rate and cheap flights, how could I not take advantage of it? If I get out there it would be great to see my hot german boyfriends John and Stefan. If I’m all the way out there, it would be silly to not at least take a day trip to London and see as many people as I can. Honestly, if I could just see Smithy and the gang, I’d be stoked. I’d LOVE to see Jayne, but I have no idea where she’ll be. I don’t even know if Goldie will be in town at the same time. I always wonder what happened to my dear mate, Tony. Last I heard he was a douchebag cokehead. Fuck that. It makes me sad, but it doesn’t surprise me either. Omg, I would fucking go to Oxford and go eat at my favorite kabob place!!!! If I was P-Diddy rich, I’d have that shit flown to L.A for me, seriously.

Aiight, enough blogging for one day. I don’t enough exciting things to talk about.

I just came up with the idea of the 5 minute blog. I will wake up each morning, and after my usual “s’s”, I’ll blog for 5 minutes. I use to wake up each day and write 3 pages in my journal, but I’ve been totally slacking, even more so than this website. So let’s start, shall we?

FUCK!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY believe It’s a requirement at the Whole Foods in Glendale to be a hot dude. I don’t get it. I’m a Whole Foods whore. I’ve been to several of them. Now there are hot dudes at all of them, but there is something about Glendale. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know who this dude is, but I’ve seen him before but he never really caught my attention. I saw him last Saturday night and I saw him again last night. I’m assuming he works in the dairy department. He’s always dressed like It’s the tundra, and putting away dairy products. I asked my favorite hot dude Julien what his deal was. Julien doesn’t even remember his name, but knows who I’m talking about. Dairy dude is so fucking hot, I wanna milk him, hehehe. I saw hot produce boy Dave, but he’s young and full of himself. Really sweet guy, but I need a man! Hot dairy man! He can deliver my milk anytime. Oy, i’m full of bad jokes today. At least it wasn’t as bad as me saying to produce boy…*points at boobs*”Can you tell me if these melons are ripe!?!?” D’oh!

It looks like my favorite girl Rikki-Jean is coming to town on Sunday. I was planning on going to Sequoia this weekend, but having Rikki-Jean come on Sunday is far better than Sequoia. I can go to Sequoia WITH Rikki-Jean the following weekend. I hope she stays a long time. From the sound of it, she is. She’s fucking amazing. Such a plethora of knowledge. She has taught me more about my body than anyone else ever has. She has helped me make serious changes in my life that I can never thank her enough for. I think we might head over to Europe for Spring break. I really wanna go somewhere. I haven’t been on an airplane in almost 3 years. I’m going crazy. I can’t wait for Rikki-Jean, yay! I’m gonna get loads of tattoo’s too! Yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!

Here I am!!! Did you miss me? I’m coming to you live from my new macbook! Yay!! Having a spacebar that works really makes a difference! Go figure.:) So let’s see, what’s been going on in my life? Nothing too exciting, which is fine by me. I started the spring semester of school today. I just got done with the winter session last week. I dropped my English class. I thought I could be hardcore and take the hardest English class AND history. Not quite! I should’ve dropped history and kept English. Oh well, I’m almost done anyway.

So far I’m enjoying my biology class. I know, I know, It’s only been a day. Everyone was saying the teacher is a total dick. He’s hard to pass, blah blah blah. From what he had to say, it doesn’t seem all that bad. It’s gonna be hard, but he wants you to pass and get a good grade. He seems like a really fair, respectable professor. He says “fuck” Shit!” and all those other bad words, I love it! Real talk!

There are all sorts of hot skater dudes at school. I saw Ozzie today, but he was far away and I was driving off in my car. I didn’t wanna go out of my way to yell at him. I guess he took a semester off at LACC, but now he’s back, yay!! I’d love to reshoot him, he’s that hot! I really need to get on the ball and start shooting hot dudes. I have a few lined up, but my problem is scheduling. My photographer is an avid snowboarder, and, well, tis the season. He’s pretty much up in Mammoth every weekend. He just bought a fancy new camera. I can’t wait til he shoots Rich……or Seth, or any other hot skater dudes! I saw this hot skater dude that was in my English class but I wasn’t in the mood to talk to him, so I pretended like I didn’t see him. I’m really good at that.

My math teacher is this old brutha man. I like him!! His grading policy is pretty sweet. He said, “If you get all F’s on your tests, but get a C on the final, I’ll give you a C in the class. That has given me hope!!! LOL!!! I would hate to have to repeat this class again. I believe you can only repeat 3 classes. I’ve already done it once, and I think I’m gonna have to repeat history, ugh.

I’m sure I can think of a zillion other things to talk about, but I wanna go vape.:)

So normally I don’t go to the Whole Foods in Weho, but since we were already on Melrose, we might as well go to Weho instead of going out of the way to Glendale. So there we are and first I run into an old friend. Luis. I haven’t seen him for years! I met him through Olivia ages and ages ago. I guess he’s been working at that Whole Foods for awhile now. It was good to see him, he’s such a little hottie, rar! Gotta love those gay boys. Then we were in line and some dude about 4 people back was staring at me. I tried not to make eye contact but eventually he started calling my name, not very loud, I might add. Angel is like, “Heather! Someone is calling you.” I look back and there’s this dude in a beanie, jacket, sunglasses, and pants. I look over all confused, like, “Who the fuck is this?” He took his sunglasses off thinking I would recognize him then. I totally didn’t but I acted like I did. I had a totally weird, awkward conversation with him and by the end I was still unable to figure out who the fuck he was. I felt like the biggest idiot ever. Thankfully I was saved cause it was my turn to check out. I don’t know who the fuck he is, or where I know him from. Did I use to work with him? Is he a customer? Drum n’ bass scene? I don’t fucking know. I still feel like a total fucking moron. I bet when I left he thought to himself, “That dumb stoner didn’t remember who I was, she didn’t play it off very well either.”

Let’s reflect, shall we? It’s December 22nd, 2008. I’m currently sitting in my rad apartment in Silver Lake, just finished up with school, and getting ready for xmas. You know, this has been the first xmas in 3 years that I’ve been able to get my friends presents. It’s a RAD feeling. It’s such a trip to think back where I was 3 years ago. Exactly three years ago today I was chillin’ in Papamoa Beach, New Zealand. It’s summer time there in December so of course I was surfing. Those two months in New Zealand were the best. It’ll be three years this coming March that I was deported. That was fucking weird. I remember sitting in jail thinking, “What am I gonna do now? I have nothing. No job, no money, no car, no home.” Well, here I am. Living in a rad pad in Silver Lake, a car that I’m totally happy with, a great job I love doing, and I’m almost ready to transfer to Cal State Northridge to finish up my psychology degree. Not too bad, eh!!?!?!?

Being the stoner I am, It’s hard to reflect in one moment what’s happened in an entire year. This year hasn’t been too exciting, but I’m totally cool with that. I’ve been going to school, working, trying to pay off my debts, go to yoga, swim, take care of my dog and cat, go to the occasional show, and just live life. I only have one more sitting on my left arm and I’ll be done. I swear It’s taken about 2 years to finish my sleeve. I wanna say It’s money that’s been holding me back, but It’s also the fact getting tattoo’d fucking hurts! The last sitting I have will be the worst. My elbow and crack of my arm, pain!! I’ll be stoked to start my right sleeve. I know It’s gonna be freakin’ awesome. I have to finish my chips and salsa tattoo as well. I’m hoping to get out to Australia in September or October. I’ll be ready to transfer to CSUN for fall 2009, but I decided I wanted to take a break before I finish up. I figured since I won’t have another break for two years, I might as well take time off while I can. Inbetween schools will be perfect. I’ll be done at LACC in August, and I’ll start CSUN in January 2010. I think I’ll spend 3-4 weeks in Australia. I have a visa that’s good until November 2009. It would be so amazing to see all my mates, especially Debbie. I think I miss her the most. I really feel like she’s my family. I love being around her and she said she’s gonna move to Brisbane next year. I hope it all works out. It would be fantastic to see my boy Leigh. He’s growing up to be such a hottie!! Not that he wasn’t before!

I haven’t been anywhere since I got deported. I forgot what It’s like to get on an airplane. I CAN’T WAIT to go to Australia for the simple fact I can fly in the new A380, wowowowowow!!! That plane is fucking crazy! I’ve yet to see one in the air, but it’ll be a trip to see that gigantic cruise ship in the air! Unlike most people, I’m not afraid to fly. I enjoy it. I would enjoy it more if I was in first class, heehhee.

Ya know, I’m ALLLLLLL for overturning prop 8, but it really makes me sad that people are only now doing something about it. I seriously texted about 50 of my gays to let them know about the rally this past Sunday. NO ONE SHOWED UP! Well, Frank did, but that’s cause he was the one that told me. Chuck and Brian were there, but I am sure they were planning on going way before I even told them. If you would’ve seen the Yes on 8 rally compared to the No on 8, you would’ve laughed. Now that prop 8 did pass(I had a feeling it would. people are still homophobic haters in the 21st century, pathetic) all the gays are protesting. Protesting? Where were you two days before the election? Obviously not rallying with your fellow gays and their supporters. Maybe prop 8 wouldn’t have passed if people just got out there before the election.